I M So Glad I M Not A Loser I Got My Phd In Money At Success University

I M So Glad I M Not A Loser I Got My Phd In Money At Success University

You know what; thoughts of​ being a​ loser have always seemed to​ hunt me down like a​ pack of​ misfortune. I couldn't have the​ right job; get the​ right girl let alone driving the​ fancy car of​ my choice. All I seemed to​ get was crumbs and this actually got to​ the​ point where I was comfortable about being a​ loser,​ I accepted every card I was dealt whether good or​ bad,​ I was just breathing to​ be everyone's doormat.

Something had to​ change,​ I told my self,​ no more and this time I really meant it! No more settling for second best,​ I am going to​ live my life the​ way I want to​ live it. the​ thing that was giving me so much drive to​ succeed was jealousy,​ Yep,​ pure green envy jealousy,​ for this kid who was a​ nobody,​ his status was even below my loser mentality,​ but in​ a​ matter of​ couple of​ weeks he had become a​ high flyer just from the​ internet,​ and I had to​ find out how he did it. Man,​ if​ a​ dumb ass like that can get rich in​ a​ matter of​ weeks from the​ internet,​ I can do it​ too; I mean how hard could it​ be.

Instead of​ surfing for po​rn that night,​ I googled for every term about making money on​ the​ internet,​ you know,​ phrases like GIVE ME the​ MONEY NOW,​ MAKE ME RICH TODAY and every other money making scheme I could think of. Man!!! I hit the​ jackpot; there were tons of​ ways to​ make money on​ the​ internet for losers like me. it​ is​ so easy all I have to​ do is​ be someone's affiliate and the​ money will come rolling,​ bummer is,​ I need a​ website. Wait,​ hey here's something,​ for $49 the​ Guy Who Made a​ Billion From a​ Million will show me how to​ make my first million tomorrow,​ All for $49 dollars,​ wait what's this,​ Limited number of​ books only two copies left Buy Now!! So I borrowed my mom's credit card,​ told her your son's going to​ get rich and bought How I Made a​ Billion from a​ Million let me show you your first million tomorrow. I couldn't wait to​ get rich. Ok people! This is​ not what I expected,​ a​ stupid pdf file,​ that's all I get.,​ 60 pages of​ BS,​ does that dummy think I have time to​ read this crap,​ I just want to​ get rich and he promised to​ make me a​ million $ by tomorrow. And now what's this bonus,​ Oh my God more books,​ with more pages. I need to​ punch someone,​ and if​ it's not the​ jerk who sold me this crap,​ it's the​ rich kid from my block for scamming people,​ no one can make money from reading a​ stupid book,​ and it's a​ lie.

My mom broke my ranting and raving,​ told me to​ shut and go sulk somewhere else,​ she doesn't even know why she believed a​ loser like me could make anything great of​ himself. That hurt,​ but anyway I went down to​ the​ pub to​ drown my remorse. On my third refill,​ the​ barman looks at​ me and says,​ I know that look,​ "what look" I asked half angry. He laughed and said "you bought the​ book didn't you; I can see it​ in​ your face",​ he carried on​ about some kid who came in​ the​ bar a​ couple of​ months ago looking down just like me and rambling about some stupid worthless book,​ So I asked him,​ what happened to​ the​ kid and he said "that same loser,​ is​ worth millions now,​ unbelievable" he found all of​ that in​ that book,​ "plus some school he goes to​ on​ the​ net" echoed the​ guy sipping a​ Heineken in​ the​ next stool. That night I couldn't get to​ sleep,​ I had to​ find out how he did it.

The more I snooped around to​ find the​ truth,​ the​ more I saw people just like me duplicating that rich kid and getting rich. the​ only way for me to​ find out was to​ join this school to​ riches; I took the​ plunge,​ paid a​ $2 dollar registration for 14 days and went to​ class. This was more than I expected,​ I was being coached by the​ most influential people of​ our time for just $2. the​ bonuses were real videos and audio tapes that guided me step by step to​ achieve my dreams. the​ best part was,​ immediately as​ I joined people just started pouring into my downline from my upline.

Ok! Even though school has turned me from a​ lazy,​ doubtful loser into being rich,​ I'm not complaining at​ all and guess what? I LOVE BEING RICH.

Ps. the​ book that sent me to​ the​ bar was actually really helpful,​ after I read it.

I M So Glad I M Not A Loser I Got My Phd In Money At Success University

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