College Graduation Announcements

I must admit leaving college was somewhat of​ a​ bummer .​
You just get so used to​ being in​ that place for four years, and it's rather sad to​ leave it​ behind for good .​
And since I​ have no intention of​ acquiring an​ additional degree, I​ doubt I​ will go back .​
Oh well, life definitely does go one .​
What about yourself? Are you graduating this year? If so, you may want to​ get on top of​ those college graduation announcements .​
Hey, this is​ no joke, folks .​
You should be proud of​ what you've accomplished academically .​
Acquiring a​ bachelor's degree or​ high is​ no small feat .​
Let the world and the ones you love know what you're capable of .​
They'll come to​ praise your outstanding achievement .​
Besides, when is​ the next time you're going to​ receive praise and respect like this? Well, just a​ thought .​
Do you want to​ know the true story behind college graduation announcements? Okay, listen up because it​ goes like this .​
So you're about to​ get that big-time diploma .​
We're talking a​ bachelor's degree in​ science or​ arts .​
This is​ no mere high school diploma .​
Graduating from a​ university is​ a​ big deal .​
It means that you're much more likely to​ acquire a​ career you actually want .​
Anyway, what do you think these college graduation announcements are going to​ lead to? I'll tell you what's next .​
Cold hard cash! It's that cut and dry, ladies and gentlemen .​
Oh, and don't forget the various other presents and prizes from relatives and acquaintances .​
Why else do you thing some individual long ago came up with the concept of​ college graduation announcements? It was for the booty! I​ mean that in​ a​ pirate/loot kind of​ sense .​
Graduating from college equals money and gifts from the proud ones .​
Okay, have I​ convinced you yet to​ go crazy with the college graduation announcements? Yeah, now you're going to​ send these babies to​ folks you don't really even know .​
In fact, you're probably making a​ massive list from your Myspace account right now .​
Hey, I​ don't blame you .​
College graduation announcements are a​ powerful tool .​
I​ knew this when I​ witnessed one of​ my buddies receive a​ Hummer from his grandparents .​
Just sit and think about that for a​ while .​

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